Insult & Rude SMS

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly ? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!

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Added On: Apr-21-2012

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happened to you?

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Added On: Apr-01-2012

Scientific Question For U..
How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain
Simple
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
Towards The EMPTY SPACE.

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Added On: Apr-01-2012

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.

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Added On: Apr-01-2012

Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

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Added On: Apr-01-2012

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
Aila...! U 2

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Added On: Apr-01-2012

From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death, my feelings for u
have never changed.
For me, you've always been
a headache

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Added On: Apr-01-2012

If someone ask me What is Meant by life
I would Sit Next to My Friends
Pul them Close togethr
Put My Arms around them & Say Proudly
"These IDIOTS are My Life" so proud to be idiots..

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Added On: Apr-01-2012

Scientists all over da world r wondering
how long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell them ur right age.

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Added On: Apr-01-2012

U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....

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Added On: Apr-01-2012