Politics SMS Jokes
New collection of Politics SMS Jokes
Obama: Tujhe swiming ati he?Page 1 of 4
O: Tere se to kutta acha h jo swim kr leta he.
L: Tumko ata he?
L: Sasura fir tohre me aur Kutta m farak ka he?.
Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye "ALTAF BHAI" kon hai?
Any party which takes credit for the rain must not
surprised if its opponents blame it for the
Mankind will never see an end of trouble until...
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power...
become lovers of wisdom.
who do not vote.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
The word 'politics' is derived from the word
and the word 'tics', meaning 'blood sucking
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too
been concerned with
right or left
right or wrong.
We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in. -Will
I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.
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