Sardar SMS Jokes
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3 sardar bike se ja rahe the
Traphic wale ne roka aur bola,
Tumhe malum nahi 3 sawari chalana jurm hai.
1 sardar: "hame malum hai
Isliye to 1 ko ghar chhodane ja rahe hai.
Sardar apni saliyo k liye
Chudiyan le k gaya,
Saliyo ne kaha jija g
Aap hi pahana dona.
Sardar-:oye rabba,
Pehle pata hota to
Chaddiya le ke aata !!!!!
a sardar bunked his office and went home and found his wife on bed with his boss.he run back and told his coleagues :YAAR AJ TO MIEN BASS PAKARA GAYA THA.
a grl in a wedding ceremony want 2 go 2 da toilet. she asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
sardar replied u naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.
Sardar: Will u marry me , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry me, after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
sardar `s girlfriend removed all of her clothes and said
" Treat me like your wife" sardar picked up her clothes and started to wash them ............!
Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
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